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It's always been a dream of mine to own a pizzeria with a go-kart track. Whoever thought of having chicken wings at strip clubs? Some things go well together, and some just don't! You might be saying, "That is a very immature pipe dream," but then people started doing it. I guess it wasn't very original, but the pizza at these establishments usually sucked. It was like Chucky Cheese pizza, and the karts were for kids with governors on their 5-hp lawnmower engines. I'm a fifty-year-old geriatric and want damn good pizza and karts that go so fast that I can f-n die on. Live fast, and die while eating pizza would be the motto.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Antonio's Cotton Crew Tee
$27.00
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.